10: she cleaned out your email inbox and now every woman in your address book has received an email from you stating that you are not interested in them because you are experimenting right now.
9: she installs a keystroke logger to track what you are doing and remotely monitors it using windows remote desktop connection through a proxy server so you cant track her!
8: she gets to know all your friends on facebook just to find out what your doing tonight
7: she leaves myspace wall messages saying ” i love you honey, see you tonight” so all your friends thing she is your girl
6: she Joins linkedin just to find out where you work and delivers you 2 dozen roses every tuesday at 3pm with a card that says, “Your poem was Awesome cant wait to get another from you!”
5: she comment spams on your blog as @uknowwho! that reads…”I love your Blog. You are so smart. Please tell me more about the long hours you spend on the lab gear and how hard it is figuring out the bgp authentication to the ASA using the Modular policy framework.”
4: she sends the the crazy “17 31707 1″ text messages that show up just as you lay down to bed.
3: is that a skype call from “unknown” again with nothing but heavy breathing on the other end?
2: your wireless ap at home is running really slow and when you apply a MAC address fiiter a car across the street suddenly speeds off!
1: on www.twitter.com @iminyourhouse says why are you ignoring me
@iminyourhouse says why dont you answer when i call
@iminyourhouse says you are going to love me someday
@iminyourhouse says i swear ill lose the weight
@iminyourhouse says you cant block me ill be back!!!
@iminyourhousestill says i told you you cant block me
@iminyourhouseagain says resistance is futile
@iminyourhouse4good says says im sleepy, im going to go eat a sandwich.
@iminyourfridgenow says do you have any mayo
@imusingyourmicrowave says do you want some popcorn?
@imsneakinginyourroom says shhh. its just a dream
@imgoingtoironyourunderwear says shhh just sleep
@im……
