Why does anything on Vista Suck?

I have been pretty much using a MAC exclusively for a while now. For work I have to use a Windows PC for certain things, but the list of things is getting smaller and smaller. Today I had a problem where word crashes when its not even running and the pop-up window says that I should do an update. Of course- why didn’t I think of that? Update this Piece of crap so that the update can fix a problem that just started today.

So, I do an update and there is 1 update available for Office. It installs. 5 minutes later- same thing. The message now tells me to run a diagnostic. The diagnostic says that nothing is wrong, however there is clearly something wrong.

I know what’s wrong- I’m wasting my time using this windows crap when I could be using something that works, like my Mac. But no, I’m not bitter.